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Wednesday, March 08, 2006


i woke up from the wrong side of the bed today..so i was abit cranky and super sleepy..but when i reached the office, her email woke me up..wakaka..thanks ritha..eventhou u said it helps to unwind after werk..i feel that it was an energy booster before werk..

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WHY SINGAPOREAN GALS CAN'T WIN MISS UNIVERSE TITLE
No wonder our girls could not get the "Miss Universe Title".One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago.

It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA , Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:

MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L"
Miss USA : Lamp
Miss Malaysia : Light bulb
Miss Singapore : LADIO
Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L"

MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animal starting with the letter "L"
Miss USA : Lion
Miss Malaysia : Leopard
Miss Singapore : LABBIT
Judge: No, no, no!

MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with "L"
Miss USA : Lexus
Miss Malaysia : Lamborghini
Miss Singapore : Lolls-Loyce
Judge: Oh my God!

MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with the letter "L"
Miss USA : Lemon
Miss Malaysia : Lychee
Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN!!

This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really be disqualified ; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having so many problems with the letter "L", they decided to give her another chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting with the letter "L"
Miss USA : Lung (applause)
Miss Malaysia : Liver (even more applause)
Miss Singapore : LAN CIAU

The Judges fainted..!!!


apeet 1:26 PM
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also known as APEET..
came into this world on the 19th june 1987..
do your calculations and it should be 21,this year
son of the coolest parents
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formerly from Siglap Secondary.the best years of my lyfe!
proudly with Dip in Marketing from Nanyang Polytechnic
currently serving the nation




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